Geriatric Sex
TUNE: There will always be an England I’m sixty and I’m sexy At least that’s what I hear From the programs seen on TV And the talk shows on the air. The magazines and articles By some authority, Are telling me at sixty I’m as sexy as can be I’m seventy and sensual Though it really doesn’t show Geriatric experts tell me I’m mature and all aglow They say hidden wells of passion Are bubbling up in me And at seventy I’ve hit my peak Of sensuality! Oh I’m eighty and I ought to, There’s no time to put things off. No excuses like ‘I’m breathless’ Or,...
Read MoreWho Needs Kyoto
(Tune: I’m Just Wild About Harry) The North is getting much hotter Ice caps melting in the sea Don’t show us a photo We don’t need Kyoto Everything’s fine, you see Hurricanes coming weekly Floods as deep as they can be Oh, we don’t need to do Kyoto We just need taxing cuts That takes lots of guts Our planet’s fine, you can see. Harper’s got a strict program Each step his priority Kyoto’s annoying Not very buoying To his Prime Ministry So ignore all the disasters He’s got superiority He’ll just make Mother Nature shut...
Read MoreWho Needs Kyoto?
(Tune: I’m Just Wild About Harry) The North is getting much hotter Ice caps melting in the sea Don’t show us a photo We don’t need Kyoto Everything’s fine, you see Hurricanes coming weekly Floods as deep as they can be Oh, we don’t need to do Kyoto We just need taxing cuts That takes lots of guts Our planet’s fine, you can see. Harper’s got a strict program Each step his priority Kyoto’s annoying Not very buoying To his Prime Ministry So ignore all the disasters He’s got superiority He’ll just make Mother Nature shut...
Read MoreDaisy,Daisy
Tune: Daisy, Daisy Daisy,Daisy, why don’t we take the bus? Air’s so hazy, smoggy and danderous. What used to be photographic Is now just fullof traffic. We cough and sneeze with every breeze That hits our oesophagus. Gas combustion makes all the engines tick. Air pollution makes everybody sick, Cause we were not meant to breathe it Or live our lives beneath it. We cough and sneeze with every breeze Surviving is quite a trick. 3) Let’s all root for buses and bikes and trains, They’re the best way for anyone with brains. When going to city spaces or Trips to far...
Read MoreSong for the Sisters in Spirit
Tune: America the Beautiful Now here we stand on Native land to protest every rose who was adored and died, ignored — a crime we now expose. We call upon authorities of every kind and creed: Step up and do your duty to investigate each deed. When they were lost their lives were tossed away like falling leaves. No searching parties far and wide would happy ends achieve. We know too well these women died because we don’t respect the choices and the pain of those with whom we don’t connect.
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