Geriatric Sex
TUNE: There will always be an England I’m sixty and I’m sexy At least that’s what I hear From the programs seen on TV And the talk shows on the air. The magazines and articles By some authority, Are telling me at sixty I’m as sexy as can be I’m seventy and sensual Though it really doesn’t show Geriatric experts tell me I’m mature and all aglow They say hidden wells of passion Are bubbling up in me And at seventy I’ve hit my peak Of sensuality! Oh I’m eighty and I ought to, There’s no time to put things off. No excuses like ‘I’m breathless’ Or,...
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