Tune: Rockabye Baby
Rockabye baby, on the tree top
That’s the place where your mom and your pop
Will find the care that’s cheapest to get
For hundred-buck daycare Harper has set.
Hundred-buck care (less taxes of course),
We will soon see it put in full force.
We find our minder, we check them out
With no regulations, no rules and no clout.
Parents need daycare planned and secure
Treetops are not so stable and sure.
Treetops will rent for a few bucks or more,
But we need good daycare! Show Harper the door!