Johnny Baird’s Picnic

Posted by on Mar 2, 2012 in Environment, Songs

Johnny Baird’s Picnic

Tune: Teddy Bear’s Picnic

If you go onto the Hill today, you’re in for a big surprise

If you go onto the Hill today, you’d better go in disguise

For oil and tar sand companies

Will celebrate our policies

‘Cause they’re the guests when Johnny Baird has his picnic.

 

Picnic time for CEOs

The big polluters are having a lovely time today

Carbon credits, how it shows

That they will never, ever have to pay.

See their experts spouting lies

So all the people will never have any cares —

At election time they’ll pay for the Tories

And sacrifice the land to make a

Picnic for Johnny Baird.

 

At election time they’ll pay for the Tories

And sacrifice the land to make a

Picnic for Johnny Baird.