Geriatric Sexpot

Posted by on Mar 22, 2013 in Songs, Women's Issues

Geriatric Sexpot

Tune:  There will always be an England


I’m sixty and I’m sexy

At least that’s what I hear

From the programs seen on t.v.

And the talk shows on the air.

The magazines print articles

By some authority,

All telling me at 60

I’m as sexy as can be!


f’m seventy and sensual,

Though it really doesn’t show.

Geriatric experts tell me

I’m mature and ell aglow.

They say hidden wells of passion

Are bubbling up in me,

And at seventy I’ve hit my peak

Of sensuality!


Oh I’m eighty, and I ought to,

There’s no time-to put things off.

No excuses like ‘I’m breathless’

0r, ‘exertion makes me cough’!

For I’m told I still have fires

That I didn’t know I had,

And I would tell my partner this, but

When I wake him, he gets mad!


Now I’m ninety and I’m naughty,

And there’s nothing new to me.

I’ve been having sex since sixty

And I’m tired as can be..

And I’m telling you a secret,

Tho’ it’s one that you must keep,

When I get to be One Hundred,