Tune:Â There will always be an England
I’m sixty and I’m sexy
At least that’s what I hear
From the programs seen on t.v.
And the talk shows on the air.
The magazines print articles
By some authority,
All telling me at 60
I’m as sexy as can be!
f’m seventy and sensual,
Though it really doesn’t show.
Geriatric experts tell me
I’m mature and ell aglow.
They say hidden wells of passion
Are bubbling up in me,
And at seventy I’ve hit my peak
Of sensuality!
Oh I’m eighty, and I ought to,
There’s no time-to put things off.
No excuses like ‘I’m breathless’
0r, ‘exertion makes me cough’!
For I’m told I still have fires
That I didn’t know I had,
And I would tell my partner this, but
When I wake him, he gets mad!
Now I’m ninety and I’m naughty,
And there’s nothing new to me.
I’ve been having sex since sixty
And I’m tired as can be..
And I’m telling you a secret,
Tho’ it’s one that you must keep,
When I get to be One Hundred,
I AM DAMN WELL GOING TO SLEEP!!!!