Condoms for “CANSEC”

Posted by on Mar 25, 2012 in Peace, Songs

Condoms for “CANSEC”

Tune:  What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Profiteers are here for CANSEX

Showing all their wares for CANSEX

Counting all their shares in CANSEX –

We are here with condoms!

(Chorus)

Way, Hey, and up she rises,

Way, Hey, and up she rises,

Way, Hey, and up she rises,

Condoms on your CANSEX!

 

Hey-ho, when a missile rises

Evan with disguises

Guess what our surprise is –

Condoms on your CANSEX!

 

These condoms are not conundrums

Using them is not for dumb ones

Try them on your difty big guns –

Condoms on your CANSEX!

 

Put these condoms on your missiles

Put these condoms on your pistols

We brought safes with bells and whistles –

Put them on your CANSEX!