Prorogue Song
Tune: Lilli Marlene We’ve got Stephen Harper Thinks he’s here to stay When there’s opposition He won’t want to play There’s no committee hearings now, Embarrassing, and showing how His government knew torture Was what it would allow. He’s our great dictator He calls all the shots Don’t say climate’s warming, Banish all those thoughts. Better to bask in Olympic glow, His close-up’s on the screen, you know It’s nasty Stephen Harper He’s got to run the show.
Read MoreSlippery Sloppery Steve
Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Slippery sloppery our man Steve Gives new meaning to that word sleaze Ducks and runs when the truth comes near Climate? detainees? – scared to hear. Slippery sloppery our man Steve Tars our country with that word sleaze. Jiggery pokery that man Steve Undercuts democracy with practiced ease. Slinks away from embarrasing facts Dodging transparency. Quite an act. Jiggery pokery that man Steve Side-steps legality with practiced ease. Slippery trickery sleazy Steve An artful dodger. Who’d believe That righteous Stephen would change so quick From paragon of...
Read MoreCut and Run
Tune: Long way to Tipperary Yes my name is Stephen Harper I’m the country’s PM I know how to keep my office ‘Cause I know I’m such a gem Just be sure to target critics And to knock them one by one If that fails I simply shut the house down And I just ‘cut and run.’ I can’t stand it if they question What we did in Afghanistan All that torture’s not important Who cares if we broke the ban? And the voters will forget that The inquiry’s not been done Because I have simply shut the house down And I just ‘cut and run.’
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