My Student Loans
TUNE: THE GIRL THAT I MARRY I live in my dad’s basement pad Cause now I’m no longer an undergrad McDonalds pays my way To so many luxurious things I can’t say. My student loans are a piece of cake They take three-quarters of what I make Lest I take off Or I’m laid off Only thirty years more and they’re paid off And then I can marry No reason to tarry There’ll be. So Canadian kids will be poor or dumb Or flee to countries, and there are some Like Germany, Denmark and Spain and Sweden and Cuba and Ireland so sane Where tuition is free just as it...
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Tune: The Girl That I Marry I live at my Dad’s in a basement pad ‘Cause now I’m no longer an undergrad McDonald’s pays my way To so many luxurious things I can’t say My student loans are a piece of cake They take three-quarters of what I make Lest I take off / Or I’m laid off Only thirty years more and they’re paid off And then I can marry No reason to tarry there’ll be. So Canadian kids will be poor or dumb Or flee to countries, and there are some Like Germany, Denmark and Spain And Sweden and Cuba and Ireland so sane Where...
Read MoreMy Student Loans
Tune: The Girl that I Marry I live at my dad’s in a basement pad ‘Cause now I’m no longer an undergrad McDonald’s pays my way To so many luxurious things I can’t say. My student loans are a piece of cake They take three-quarters of what I make Lest I take off Or I’m laid off Only thirty years more and they’re paid off And then I can marry No reason to tarry There’ll be. So Canadian kids will be poor or dumb Or flee to countries, and there are some Like Germany, Denmark and Spain and Sweden and Cuba and Ireland so sane Where tuition is...
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