Bill C-51
Tune: Teddy Bears’ Picnic
If you go onto the Hill today, you’re in for a big surprise
If you go onto the Hill today, you’d better go in disguise
For every spy and spook in the land
Has all your data at their command,
Whatever you do,
They’re labeling you
A terrorist!
Don’t demonstrate for hiking trails,
For food for children or medical care
for veterans;
Don’t go out to save the whales
And never, ever mention climate change
Voting is the only thing
A simple citizen is ever allowed to do
Just watch the world go to hell in a handcart
Or you’ll be clapped in jail
Once Bill C-fifty-one goes through.
So shut your mouth and trust in Big Brother
Don’t care about a thing – that’s
Stephen Harper’s advice to you!