(Tune: I’m Just Wild About Harry)
The North is getting much hotter
Ice caps melting in the sea
Don’t show us a photo
We don’t need Kyoto
Everything’s fine, you see
Hurricanes coming weekly
Floods as deep as they can be
Oh, we don’t need to do Kyoto
We just need taxing cuts
That takes lots of guts
Our planet’s fine, you can see.
Harper’s got a strict program
Each step his priority
Kyoto’s annoying
Not very buoying
To his Prime Ministry
So ignore all the disasters
He’s got superiority
He’ll just make Mother Nature shut up
We don’t need Kyoto now
Who needs Kyoto now?
Tories are all climate-free.