(Tune: The Farmer in the Dell)
The elephant in the room (x2)
The Premiers they don’t want to see
The elephant in the room.
The elephant in the room(x2)
It’s the Energy East pollutionto
Increase our planet’s doom.
The oil will never splll (x2)
Never, never speak of it
The oil will never spill.
The pipes will never crack (x2)
The pipes will last forever more
The pipes will never crack.
And even if they break
And spill out all the muck
Won’t take them more than 40 years
To clean up all the guck.
The tar sands will grow
Premiers don’t want to know
By 32 million tonnes of new
Pollution it will show.
The elephant in the room (x2)
The Premiers they don’t want to see
The elephant in the room.