Tune: What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?
Profiteers are here for CANSEX
Showing all their wares for CANSEX
Counting all their shares in CANSEX –
We are here with condoms!
(Chorus)
Way, Hey, and up she rises,
Way, Hey, and up she rises,
Way, Hey, and up she rises,
Condoms on your CANSEX!
Hey-ho, when a missile rises
Evan with disguises
Guess what our surprise is –
Condoms on your CANSEX!
These condoms are not conundrums
Using them is not for dumb ones
Try them on your difty big guns –
Condoms on your CANSEX!
Put these condoms on your missiles
Put these condoms on your pistols
We brought safes with bells and whistles –
Put them on your CANSEX!