Wrinkle, Wrinkle

Posted by on Mar 10, 2012 in Songs

Wrinkle, Wrinkle

Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

 

Wrinkle, wrinkle, aging star

who cares just how old you are?

Your hair is grey, your dentures click

Your bosom sags and your waist is thick.

Your joints all creak, your arthritis plagues.

You’ve got all the symptoms of raging age!

 

So sing out….

Hurrah! for age; age, now’s the time to rage,

turn the page, get more sage!

Hurrah! for age; age, get up on the stage

if you’re cooped up in a cage!

 

Our eyes are dim, our tongues are sharp.

We go out on a limb–our withs are smart.

We’ve got years, years

You’d better get it clear–

A RAGING GRAN’S A FORCE TO FEAR!!!